#if only i had…

Do you find yourself thinking “if only I had..?” I know I used to. It happens to everyone. Remember that dream you had when you were younger? I bet you can. It’s still as vivid in your mind as the day you first thought about it. The familiar adrenaline rush kicks in, and for a moment its no longer a dream, but a wondrous reality. But of course, no one really does “what they love” for a living..

Do they?

Don’t you wish that maybe, just maybe, that dreams could come true

Well, well, well. It’s time for you to stop making excuses, because sometimes dreams do come true. 

#ifonlyihad a way to do what I want instead of putting up with snot-nosed coworkers 

#ifonlyihad enough time to do the things I love

#ifonlyihad someone to guide me through to happiness and freedom

Do you want to stop dreaming about “if only”? Do you want to move forward in life and learn new skills that could propel you to the early retirement that’s your mind lately? 

Tell me all about it. I’m here to help YOU turn your dream into a reality. Simply comment here or tweet mr @kookymoogle #ifonlyihad, and you could be lucky enough to receive advanced copies of my forthcoming e-book titles absolutely FREE OF CHARGE. It really is that simple. 

Who else would give you an opportunity like this? Simply tell me about your dream and I’ll help YOU make it happen! 

Think of all the endless possibilities.. 

#ifonlyihad

How to lose weight, feel STRONG and be healthier than ever in just MINUTES a day on a tight budget

Struggling with weight loss? Can’t get rid of those love handles? Not enough time between work and the endless running around after your kids? Maybe those stubborn holiday pounds just won’t disappear.

Not anymore. If you want to look better and feel manlier than ever then look no further, I have the solution for you.

With my revolutionary new system you can be the envy of everyone you meet. YOU can be that guy, the head turning object of desire. YOU can melt away those soft, unattractive love handles and transform your body into the masterpiece you always dreamed of having. Your shredded body will make YOU the centre of attention everywhere you go.

The best part of all this? All it takes is literally minutes a day.
No equipment? No time? No room in the budget for gym expenses?

No problem.

I’ll share with you my own personal revolutionary secrets to becoming the man you always wished you could be. Women will fall for you. Men will revere you. Your mood will improve and life will never be the same.

All of this can be achieved in mere minutes a day. If you want the body of a Greek god, then you’ve come to the right place – that’s what I’m here to give you. Those rippling abs hidden away can finally be exposed without even interrupting your daily routine.

Picture yourself walking down the street. Your rippling abs and huge pecs are clearly visible through the stylish form-fitting shirt that hangs from your broad, muscular shoulders. That cute blonde you always see on the way to work walks by. This time things go a little different. She notices you. So does her cute friend. They point at you, whispering yo each other amidst giggling and blushing. Suddenly you’re approached with a soft sultry smile worn on full lips that tell a story of sensuality and a deeply hidden instinctual wild side, reserved just for man like you. She asks YOU on a date. You have to politely decline though, you’ve already got several dates lined up this week. As a consolation you take her number anyway, leaving her doubtful but hopeful that she’ll get the prize that is you.

Does this sound appealing? This could really be you. The revolutionary secrets I have to share could literally change your life.

What are you waiting for? Become the man youve always dreamed of being now!

Welcome to the velvet lounge

Welcome to the velvet lounge.

Is there something in your life that’s just not quite right? Not enough money? Not enough family time? Too much stress? You’ve come to the right place.

At the velvet lounge, I’ll be sharing all my secrets tips and hints for success in life. That’s right, I’ll be your personal guinea pig. Not only that, but you’ll get first hand access to all the trials and tribulations that litter the road to riches in real time as I progress through them. All you have to do is sit back and reap the benefits. Sound like a great deal already? There’s more. Not only will I be sharing my own personal secrets on the journey to success, but I’ll help you uncover just what it means to meet success head on for yourself.

Picture this. There’s a Bugatti parked on the verge. A man is striding confidently towards it. He’s wearing an expensive looking suit, tailored perfectly to fit his body, which so resembles that of a greek god. His face tells a jovial story – happiness, fulfillment, and not a care in the world. The man gets into the car and is about to drive away, but first stops to check his  rear view mirror, smiling as he gets caught off guard by an unexpected surprise. He smiles at the sheer absurdity of the situation, which never whithers, no matter how often he encounters it.

As he glances at the mirror, he sees someone familiar staring back at him from the driver’s seat. It’s you – an outrageously successful you from the future. He smiles as he thinks back on the difficult, stressful years spent working for someone else, compared to the endless amounts of free time and unlimited opportunity for pleasure afforded to him now. The hard work laying the foundations of success all those years back certainly paid off. The only thing is, you can’t help but wonder how different life would have been if only you had discovered the secrets to success sooner. Now, you won’t have to wonder. You’ll have these secrets served up to you on a silver platter.

Freedom. Time. Money. Happiness. Family. Fun. The key to success is in your hands. Sit back, enjoy the ride, and allow me to guide you to your vehicle – it has your name on it and it’s waiting just for you.

This is the velvet lounge. Enjoy your stay